it’s the year 2081. facebook is now on a chip you implant into your hand that allows you to type your status in midair. twitter can be controlled with thoughts. tumblr still has the same damn video player.
and the BBC finally announced that Sherlock series 4 will premiere January 1st 2082Madagascar 273 is out. They still haven’t found New York.
Yeah, sounds about right.
people legitimately wanting to be around me and like talk to me and be my friend makes me feel a weird mixture of flattery and confusion and moderate concern like. are you sure you want to do this. are you positive. are you aware of how much of an annoying loser i am. is this being filmed. and then when someone laughs at what i say it’s. satisfying but really scary. like are you okay. are you sure